Megan Fox, Complete and Utter Hotness on Cover Esquire

We have no idea why Jessica Simpson is featured in the latest issue of Vanity Fair. But we definitely know why Megan Fox is on the cover of next month's Esquire: Unadulterated hotness! (We guess she's starring in some movie titled Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, as well, this summer.) Put a pot of coffee on and prepare to ogle, fellas. You're gonna need awhile to appreciate this image of