An individual who is highly amused by anything associated with flatuation.
Yuen Mei was such a fart enthusiast that, upon the mention of a fart, she doubles over with laughter.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Verb - Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend
I haven't seen or heard from Tracy since she started hiberdating Ryan four months ago.
Well.... haha.. This always happen.
Thanksgiving
Another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating.
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Egg Alert
Alerting your friends and co-workers when someone nearby has just farted.
I was sitting in my cubicle and smelled something rotten in the air. I wish someone would have given an "Egg Alert" before I sat down to eat my lunch.
or the terrorists have won
the best excuse to get what you want.
Continue buying SUVs or the terrorists have won.
Repeal the Constitution or the terrorists have won.
Dance naked in front of me or the terrorists have won.
Repeal the Constitution or the terrorists have won.
Dance naked in front of me or the terrorists have won.
BMS
Bitchy Men Syndrome. Male version of PMS.
Geez, that guy is so BMSing.
Cyber Hoarding
When a individual has an excessive amount of pointless word documents, pictures, etc. saved on their computer that they will never look at
Cyber hoarding is Amanda's flaw because she has 2000+ photos on her computer of random stuff like jellyfish and city landscapes.
Question Fart
A fart which sounds as if the inflection raises toward it's end, exactly as you would do with your voice when asking a question.
Johnny punctuated his statement with a tiny question fart.
Audience Typing
When a person's typing abilities degrade when they must type in front of others, leading to misspelled words, improper capitalisation and most likely resulting in blushing.
Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.
When a person's typing abilities degrade when they must type in front of others, leading to misspelled words, improper capitalisation and most likely resulting in blushing.
Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.
Father asks, "Put Manchester United into Google there for me"
Son, "Sure"
Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.
This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.
Son, "Sure"
Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.
This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.
Tongue Typo
What happens when you know perfectly well what you want to say but it comes out wrong.
It's a tongue typo when you trip over your words and accidentally call your friend Mike instead of by his actual name, Mark.
No hair off my balls
1. Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.
or to the layman:
2. Shit ain't a big deal.
No hair off my balls.
Facebook Fever
noun:
The uncontrollable urge to check one's facebook every time one comes in contact with a computer.
The uncontrollable urge to check one's facebook every time one comes in contact with a computer.
Sam: "Dude, you've been on the computer for four hours reloading the same page. Don't you have a final exam tomorrow?"
Kyle: "Facebook Fever."
Sam: "No one has posted on your wall in days."
Kyle: "How do you know? They could have posted in between now and the last time that I reloaded the page!"
Kyle: "Facebook Fever."
Sam: "No one has posted on your wall in days."
Kyle: "How do you know? They could have posted in between now and the last time that I reloaded the page!"
Vatican Roulette
Another name for the rhythm method of birth control.
Called so because it is the only form of contraception endorsed by the Catholic Church.
Called so because it is the only form of contraception endorsed by the Catholic Church.
Well, the Pope says condoms are out, and the pill is born of the fires of Hell. So get out the calendar, baby, it's time for Vatican roulette.
Thrift Whore
1. a person who shops at many different thrift stores, thereby often finding wonderful deals.
2. One who feels the urge to brag about every single piece of crp they find at a thrift store.
2. One who feels the urge to brag about every single piece of crp they find at a thrift store.
Becky is such a thrift whore- she found a flying horse for a dollar!
Bragplaining
When you complain about something for the sole purpose of brining it up in conversation to brag about it.
Man, I'm only getting 10MB/s download speed. Normally I get at least 15.
Quit bragplaining. We all know you're just bitching to show off.
Quit bragplaining. We all know you're just bitching to show off.
Ex With Benefits
After a breakup of a couple, remain close friends, but still practice some form of physical closeness. Can occur any time after breakup.
John: "Mary, what are you and Joe doing under that blanket? I thought you two were broken up?"
Mary: "We are; ex with benefits."
Mary: "We are; ex with benefits."
Social Fruitfly
Like a social butterfly, without any charm or beauty. An unwanted pest.
My manager is a social fruitfly. All he does is talk and never does any work.
Intellectual Masturbation
Fascinating intellectual breakthroughs regarding reality, language, existence, knowledge, perception, or human behavior which are completely unprovable and utterly without use, and therefore of no real consequence to anyone. See also: philosophy
Etymology: the mental counterpart to masturbation; i.e. a process that is very pleasurable but hasn't accomplished anything at the end.
Etymology: the mental counterpart to masturbation; i.e. a process that is very pleasurable but hasn't accomplished anything at the end.
The Sapir-Whorf hypothesis states that language influences human thought, so that native speakers of different languages think about concepts in incommensurably distinct modes. Linguists and psychologists contend fiercely over the validity of this claim, oblivious to the fact that it is intellectual masturbation.
Marijuana Minute
A seemingly long period of time. It occurs most often when under the influence of marijuana due to the altered state of mind. An actually short moment may seem to drag on forever.
Similar to: New York Minute
Similar to: New York Minute
Dude, that speech lasted a marijuana minute.
-Charlie
I know, I kept wondering if it was going to ever end
-Michael
How long have you been waiting to finally have sex with your girlfriend?
Guy #1
I don't know man. It's been a marijuana minute.
Guy #2
-Charlie
I know, I kept wondering if it was going to ever end
-Michael
How long have you been waiting to finally have sex with your girlfriend?
Guy #1
I don't know man. It's been a marijuana minute.
Guy #2
Iphone Effect
shortly after one person in the group brings out their iphone, the rest follow suit, ultimately ending all conversation and eye contact.
"Hey, what do you want to order for drinks?" "Not sure, let's see what Imbibe Magazine has for their best beer this month." First iphone comes out of the pocket--enter safari search. Next iphone comes out--enter Facebook post. Third iphone makes an entrance -- the iphone effect has arrived.